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What up, Al? Oh, hi, Jerry. You know, off the air, we were talking about something, and somehow this story came up about, you know, like, when you, occasionally you go out somewhere and your credit card gets declined. Yes. Bizarrely, you know, like, what the hell? Yeah. it reminded me of, though, when I was working in drug fair, when I was a, I guess I was in college when I worked in drug fair, my high school college.

We were the pharmacy as a tech or just like a...

In drug fair, I was everywhere.

I stock the shelves.

I would ring people up at the register.

I would work in the pharmacy.

Right.

The pharmacy was the best place to work because it was easy. You didn't have to clean up. You could give girls their birth control pills. It was very exciting to see who was on birth control pills. To see, and this was before, like, you could get boner medication. That would have been great if I was able to see, like, what men were getting Viagras and stuff. That would have been cool. But back then when we, if somebody paid by credit card

and their credit card was declined, I had to confiscate their card. Really? Yeah. Could you imagine a

snot-nosed 16-year-old kid in a thin leather tie taking your credit card? Not a chance. I said I have to cut this up. What? And I had to cut it up in front of them. There was that even remotely possible. I don't know. That's a weird one. That's weird, right? Yeah, that's very strange.

I don't remember how I used to, how we used to, like, was there a credit card machine?

Well, I don't know.

So when I had it in the same time, when I was working at the gas station, we ran manually.

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