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Can't get enough of the fan in the morning? Show enough. Because this is nothing like that. Quirking. Alan Jerry are here with stories they'd never get to cover on the morning show. Very sexy robot. Hey, look at that pig. Shenanigans. Naked yoga. My mother had a bad experience with these ghosts. Let's hump the fence. It's Alan Jerry's post-game podcast.

All right, welcome inside the podcast on a Thursday, the day of the NFL draft, the day of the Knicks and the Hawks, the day of the Yankees, the Red Sox, what's going on, Al? Oh, hi there, Jerry. On yesterday's podcast, you know, it's funny. Sometimes, you know, we will talk about things and I'll get a lot of direct messages and other times I don't. Okay. When you and I talked about, should we start taking creatine? I got a ton of message. Oh, okay. Yesterday, I revealed that I have a 22-year-old picture of my weaner, and I really didn't get any... That's disappointing to you? Any notes. But I did get one direct message, and I'm going to say the guy's name is Pat only. That's all I'm going to say. He sent you a picture of his 22-year-old wiener. He did not, but he did write this to me. He wrote, Al, I took a picture of my butthole once. Oh, God. Because there was blood on my toilet paper. Actually, it was a video. Very disgusting. Me waddling over the camera on the

floor. So Pat took a picture of his butthole.

I'm trying to think if I've ever done that for medical reasons.

Like did I ever have a...

No, you go to the doctor for that.

Yeah, I will tell you this.

Stop self-diagnosing yourself.

I'm trying to think where I did...

I do think I one time nicked my scrodle sack while trimming up.

And I did take a quick picture so that I could see that it wasn't terribly damaged.

That you needed stitches.

Well, not that I needed stage, but did I need to like really take care of it? Or was it just a Nick? It was just a Nick. But I saw there was a very quick scrollal photo, which was deleted, unlike the... You didn't save that one? 22-year-old penis picture, which is still somewhere. Still somewhere, Joe. That's going to be a treasure trove anybody that finds your hard drive. Yeah, if I'm ever... And you're a heart penis. I'm ever killed in a car, Joe. That's going to be a treasure trove. Anybody that finds your hard drive. Yeah, if I'm ever...

And your heart penis.

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