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What's up, Al?

Oh, hi there, Jerry.

I have a couple of random topics not connected at all.

Okay.

Sounds like a normal podcast.

Yes.

I brought this up to you a number of times, I believe, over the years, and I've still yet to

find another person who has had this experience, and I have had this experience throughout my

entire life, which is I will be just going about my day, walking around, and I will get a cramp

in my penis.

And then, and it's like hard to even walk.

And when I go home to figure out what's going on, I will have a hair in my penis hole.

That is causing a discomfort.

I pull it out. Discomfort's gone. This has happened,

Jerry, throughout my entire life. I've yet to find a person. I've never heard of this before,

except for you. Yeah. And, you know, people reach out to me. They'll DM me and say,

I too have had this. I have not found a person. You are unique.

So yesterday, and I even remember this, I know this has happened at least since 1996,

because I recall trying to find my, me and this girl in 1995, Tammy.

We had broken up and me and my friend John went to the mall to see if we could find her. She was working in Dillard's store. I know the store, yeah. And I remember walking. I was like, oh, man, I got to go to the bathroom. I remember I had to run into the bathroom at Dillard's because I had a hair in my penis hole and I couldn't walk. So that was 1996.

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