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I'd say so. Nowadays, like when I tweet something out, if I get to like 20,000, it's good. So 44,000 men, I was getting a lot of comments and things. And I'm going to just read you the tweet. And then we can react from there. Okay. You don't mind. I'm surprised I didn't see this this morning in my 4-U section.

Yeah, me too.

That's a shame.

At all yesterday. All right. It said, if you have children, you might wonder what people without children do with all the time on their hands. I don't because I work with two guys. And I know exactly what you do with all the time in your hands.

I continue, Jerry.

I can't speak for everyone.

But today I emailed a sock company telling them I feel their quality has gone downhill

the past few years.

That actually happened.

I...

You can't wait to see where we label this youtube video al

sock company total views four picture same photo of me and you with a sock on our penis

right either me and you like the red hot chili peppers with the sock or it'll be the picture of you and me holding up socks.

And ain't no one going to click on this crap.

You don't know that, Jerry.

I do know that.

Right.

Like just think of what we're up against today on the F-A-N YouTube page.

It's just going to be Joe Shane is speaking.

All the hot takes that have you coming today.

Abdul Carter.

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