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This is The Daily Show with your host, Al Briggins.

Welcome to The Daily Show.

I'm Al Briggins.

It's day three of my time at the show.

And it's also day three of the Trump indictment watch.

Now, nothing happened today.

But let me be clear about something.

I only have one more day this week behind this desk.

And if some other host gets this one, I'm going to be pissed.

So come on, Al Brigg, tomorrow.

But whatever, let's get into today's f*** headlines.

Okay, let's kick things off with my home state of Minnesota,

which just became the fourth state in the union

to guarantee free school lunch to every single one.

Yeah, yeah.

That's a pretty good feel, feel good story in Minnesota, right?

Well, one thing I'm going to say is that I'm going to be a

well, one Republican state senator didn't think so.

Mr. President, I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that is hungry.

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