Akeem Woods

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Join Tom and Dan on today's live stream as they welcome the incredibly funny comedian, Akeem Woods, to the show. With his unique style and fearless approach, Akeem delivers side-splitting comedy that covers a wide range of topics, leaving audiences in stitches. From his appearances at the Comedy Cellar in NYC to his television debut on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Akeem's talent is undeniable. Get ready for an entertaining conversation filled with laughter and insights into the world of comedy.

Full Notes:

- On today's live stream, Tom and Dan are joined by the hilarious comedian, Akeem Woods.
- Akeem's comedy style is known for its edginess and fearlessness, tackling a wide range of topics including social issues, personal experiences, and more.
- With appearances at the prestigious Comedy Cellar in NYC, Akeem has showcased his talent and earned a reputation as a must-see comedian.
- Akeem's career highlights include being a semi-finalist on Stand Up NBC and making his television debut on The Late Late Show with James Corden.
- Currently, Akeem is touring clubs and colleges across the country, bringing his unique brand of humor to audiences everywhere.
- Fans can also look forward to seeing Akeem in Season 2 of HBO's hit show, Pause with Sam Jay, further solidifying his presence in the comedy world.

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0:00.0	We're doing another beer with hourglass brewing.
0:02.8	I love hourglass beer. Right there in Longwood, scooting, teutin, pale ale will be available June 10th. We're going to start the event at 5. Are these little beers? Because it's a really good. Well, it's a Daniel-th-themed beer. Yeah, yeah. I think you grab your four-pack on June 10th. It's a pale ale. You'll love it. We're bringing in Curtis Earth to do some trivia.
0:23.9	All Daniels. I think you grab your four pack on June 10th. It's a pale ale. You'll love it.
0:21.2	We're bringing in Curtis Earth to do some trivia. All Daniel's life theme trivia. Why are you doing this? You know something I don't know about a disease I have? Am I dying? Eric Pabone did the art. It's great. It's really cool. And trivia starts at 630, and we got some awesome prizes. Daniel, Sam, and myself will be joking around on the mic, kind of doing the show while we do the trivia.
0:43.6	We've never really done anything like that, so why not try it at Hourglass?
0:46.8	Completely free event, and Hourglass is gigantic.
0:49.6	So get a team together.
0:51.3	Meet us at Hourglass.
0:52.5	June 10th is our beer release for Scootin' and Tootin' Pale Ale. And we'll see you there at 5. With us today, he's back in town. He's back, baby. Hold on. Let me give him this. He's back, baby. I like that. Akeem, I feel like you started off in Orlando. Meek, mild. Didn't even know he was gay. Didn't even know he's gay. I knew I was gay. I didn't tell y'all. I remember what people didn't know you were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Start off a closeted gay orphan in Orlando. Then you got shot off into the world. Fucking killing him.
1:27.8	And you're traveling the world. I'm in New York now. And he's hobnobbing with some of the biggest celebrities, been on some of the biggest podcast. I know. On, uh, what is it? What was this is? Angelia's. Lip service. Yeah, I did lip service. Yeah, I saw you on that. Okay. It's funny how big podcasting got.
1:44.8	I don't even know.
1:45.4	The biggest podcast, I just know Rogan. service yeah i did lip service i saw you on that okay uh it's funny how big podcasting got i don't
1:45.0	even know the biggest podcast i just know uh rogan carola mark baron yeah you just named three white
1:51.7	dude exactly it's the old white man you're the problem i stopped at that uh anyway so i keem um i i'm
2:00.7	okay so i'm jealous of you. Because you're out there living your best life, like I said. Are you single? I'm single, yeah. I'm fucking strangers, but I'm single. And I spent a long time since I fuck strangers. I had... Yeah, I fucked the stranger two days ago. I'm a little bit, a stranger.
2:18.5	Yeah,
2:18.9	he never got to do that.
2:20.1	Three times,
2:20.8	actually.
2:21.1	Three times.
2:21.7	There's hookup apps now. In the same day? Yeah, so what happens is he came over on his work break. I live in the East Village, and I live in a studio in the East Village, so it's like right by
2:30.7	everything is right by
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