Troublemakers, we gather here today to mourn.

Actually, it's a celebration, a celebration of bad art that we're all going to be freed from immediately.

It's a true nerve ending.

The cultural abomination that is, and just like that, has been taken out back and shot finally.

For our proceedings today, I have come with the smallest bouquet of dried flowers,

which I think is befitting our sprightly 900-year-old heroin.

And I'm going to light an in-memorium candle from our remaining fuchs matchbook.

Safety first.

Well, this light?

It's the metaphor for this show, right?

It's not lighting properly.

All right, we'll have to deal with that later.

And before we begin, a nod to our

troublemaker, Jennifer, the woodshed. We are opening it wide, wide, wide for all of these carcasses.

Let's go. Are you looking to support made in the USA manufacturing this year, whether it's home decor,

clothing or furniture?

It's become extremely difficult to find high-quality products that aren't made overseas.

A recent Forbes report revealed that annual earnings for small businesses across the United States

have dropped by over 75%

since 2023. Small businesses in this country are really struggling to stay afloat. And with the

likes of Amazon and Target dominating the market, it's no wonder. And that is where a warehouse comes

in. A warehouse is your one-stop shop for artisanal

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