Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce your besties, the queen of

Kinwa, the Sultan of Science David Freyburg, the rain man David Sacks.

The dictator himself, Shamat Pali Haapatiya, and everyone's favorite bestie, the point

god, J.P.

I cannot believe what J.Kaala's pulled off here.

I am in shock that this is even real.

We are witnessing our first Theranos moment, starring Jason Calcana's.

Guys, I got great news for you.

I took all the money, I put it in Luna, I haven't checked it in the last week, but we were

up three acts.

We're going to kill this.

We'll never find the money, I put it through multiple Bitcoin tumblers.

That's great.

It's going to be great.

Welcome everybody.

By the way, sorry, this is a joke to everybody in the room, but one person sitting over

here who is really sweating the accounting of this.

He had the panic attack at the beginning.

I said if J.Kaala's going to do this, we're going to have a grift session.

We're going to all sit down and we're going to figure out where the grift happened, because

it's going to happen.

The guy who's always calling out the grift knows how to grift better than anyone else.

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