Airport

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins wishes listeners a very Merry Christmas on Spontaneanation! This time out, Pauls special guests are The WorkJuice Players aka Craig Cackowski, Mark Gagliardi, Marc Evan Jackson, Hal Lublin, Annie Savage, and Little Janet Varney. Everyone then shares which exotic pet they would choose between a Macaw, Tortoise, Boa, and Alpaca. Then, they all improvise a story set in an Airport. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
This episode is brought to you by Leesa.com (www.leesa.com/PFT).
San Francisco: Spontaneanation will be LIVE at the Marines Memorial Theatre on Friday, January 12th at 10pm as part of San Francisco SketchFest! For tickets go to www.paulftompkins.com/live

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0:00.0	The Oh, come on.
0:31.1	That's come on, guys.
0:33.4	What more do you want?
0:35.3	Turn this off right now.
0:38.0	Head straight to garage band, garage band for our UK listeners.
0:44.1	Isolate that Christmas theme version of the spontaneous theme.
0:49.5	Thank you, Evan Schledder.
0:51.7	I mean, we're here on Christmas.
0:55.2	It's a time to gather
0:56.6	with your nearest and dearest.
1:00.7	Your clearest.
1:03.3	Scientologist.
1:06.7	Get together with your nearest, dearest, and clearest.
1:12.6	Get punched in the face by David Miscavage.
1:17.0	And get keeled off off the SS Elron Hubbard.
1:22.6	Oh, I hope everyone opened up one present last night.
1:29.3	Did you?
1:30.5	Did you have that in your home?
1:32.6	If you're a Christian?
1:37.8	If you are a Hanukkah person,
1:41.1	I wish there was another term for that.
1:47.4	I hope you enjoyed all eight of your gifts, including the seven disappointing ones.
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