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All right guys welcome to the PHP a booker that's press happy birthday to start off with to you. Thank you. What a birthday to remember that's for sure

you know I just can't fake shit I can't fake it I I do think and hope that our show today will be able to make you laugh or make you think or provide a distraction

but I can't pretend that I'm all rainbows and sunshine and smiles and things are good things are freaking crazy and one of the reasons that they were crazy for me

all of last week is what most everybody else is finding out today Monday March 23rd I've known since early last week because once again my kids school was at the forefront of letting us know things

so I knew since last week that my kids were not going to have school all of April and that was just weighing down on me I'm not complaining I'm all for doing whatever is necessary to save lives to make this whole awfulness easier on our doctors and nurses paramedics people that are putting in

valiant work but I also have to acknowledge that as a father of three that's hard because my kids have not left the house at all I think 13 days they've gone outside to the backyard

but still like we're at a point now where they're starting to act up which is to be understood it's to be expected to expect it sure yeah but I'm going nuts like I I'm all I'm laughing about is I remember all those times you're like I want a fourth kid oh god

and I'm sitting over here just with my girlfriend in I mean I gotta be honest with you I don't mind this I'll be completely honest I don't mind one bit you know what a home body I am I don't like going out I miss sushi I miss that but outside of it you know I love my house I like I'm running out of things to fix but outside of that okay I'm cool I'm good I hate that I have to go to the grocery store I had to go yesterday for the first time outside of that

well I'm gonna have to go to the grocery store too I've been trying to do online shopping and everything is out of stock unavailable to deliver no delivery window blah blah blah I think the biggest issue for me in addition to my kids and probably even more so than my kids is my mom because the more I read up on this the more I now I'm aware that for anybody with asthma this is possibly or potentially fatal I mean I was reading this article about the

very healthy 44 year old lawyer who runs marathons his asthma is in check so much so that he can run fucking marathons and he got this coronavirus and had to be hospitalized in his

uneventilator now anybody with asthma and my mom is not just as mad as she has diabetes and she's in her late 60s so she was doing pretty good about self isolating and staying in her house by herself

but over the last few days she's been coming over here a little bit still keeping her distance but even then her coming over it's like

anyways it's just it sucks and it sucks because I see what's happening in Italy and that's just devastating I am an empath that I'm hurting for them I see what's happening in Spain and that's devastating I see what's happening

what's going to continue to happen in New York state here in America and it's just it's just crazy and every day more people are being

affected more people that we know like this set the senator Rand Paul has coronavirus and he was doing meetings with fellow

senators doing what you're not supposed to be doing if you have symptoms if you have symptoms you should be staying home is what

they've told us this guy did not stay home he went out and wasn't the Senate and imagine how many other senators may now have it because of that person and then you see people

who have access to these tests Nile de Marco I was he did a whole post he's this former dancing with the stars winner I believe and also he was a contestant on America's next top model he says that he's been really sick but he decided not to get tested

but though he should be tested actually the ones that shouldn't be tested are the celebrities that have no symptoms that are getting tested

if you don't have any symptoms don't get tested but if you're feeling very unwell you should get tested because then you should let people know that you've been in contact with if you've been in contact with people over the last I don't know how many days

but I'm trying to be somewhat optimistic like that one act but it sucks because I'm getting information now from actors to that one actor from loss

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