Airplane Mood

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:30.3	Your policy is dog shit.
0:33.5	That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
0:36.1	You think people are going to figure that out?
0:38.9	Nope.
0:39.4	In this economy?
0:42.0	No.
0:42.8	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
0:45.6	Hello, and welcome back to Petty Crimes,
0:48.7	the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:54.6	I'm Kira.
0:55.5	And I am Griff.
0:57.0	Welcome back, Parisian listeners.
0:59.2	Oh, my God.
0:59.8	What a lovely European trip we took.
1:02.0	I really feel like we elevated this podcast.
1:04.4	I mean, from shit in the shower to the arrondissement in Paris.
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