Air Travel

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss the miracle of flight and all its glamourous - and unglamorous - features. From settling on which is truly the most luxurious class, to coping with nightmare passengers, they cover it all. William and Jonathan also bring a personal touch to the mix, with JVS describing a challenging lavatory experience, and William opening up about his delicate fainting spells.

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0:00.0	Now, before we start, did you win the Euro millions?
0:04.2	Not a sausage.
0:09.6	Well, sorry.
0:11.2	Hence, I'm here.
0:12.3	Right.
0:12.9	Well, we better get on with the episode.
0:14.2	Come on, then.
0:24.8	Hello, and welcome to the luxury podcast.
0:28.5	My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen.
0:33.0	This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget.
0:39.1	Now in each episode of the luxury podcast, William and I tackle an area of life that we think you should upgrade,
0:45.9	sorting the onslaus from the higher synths, advising the nation in gracious living. So William, what are we going to talk about today?
0:53.4	We are going to talk about
0:54.8	air travel. Air travel. Yes, which is, seems apt because you have just caught back from a lovely
1:00.9	holiday. You look expensively bronzed. Oh, do I? I do. I do feel like I've got a bit of a
1:05.9	tan. You look very pale. Are you well?
1:14.5	I would actually like to say I think my face is quite tanned.
1:17.2	No. Are you on the way out?
1:24.7	I can't say what you want said to me at my 30th birthday when we had a phone to have taken. Oh. I can't say that on it. Why?
1:28.1	What did I say?
1:29.1	It was very controversial.
1:30.3	Really?
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