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That Aged Well

Air Force One - Secret Moles, Fictional Presidents & an Escape Pod

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Performing Arts, Film Reviews, Arts, Tv & Film

4.8608 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

We’ve done Die Hard, we’ve done Speed, aka Die Hard on a bus...it’s time to take a gander at Air Force One, aka Die Head on a plane! As always, opinions are flying left, right, and center, but don’t worry…there’s also time for Paul and Erika to pitch a way to make this movie 8,000 times better by mashing it up with another 90s classic!

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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
Producer & Editor: Paul Caiola

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know how I'm sensitive?

0:03.3

Explain. Like, we've discussed this before. If you see a bug in your house, you're going to kill it? Yeah, if it, yeah, no, if it's in the house, it dies. I would never kill any creature out in nature ever. Yeah. But I have a policy if it's in the house, it dies. I'm sorry. Like, if I see a fruit fly or a housefly, something like that, I will kill it. But if I just see like a little spider or something, like I almost always catch them and put them outside. I'll let spiders live sometimes because they do the Lord's work of killing other things. So the other day, I go into my bathroom and I see this little spider, a tiny little spider in there. and I didn't have anything to catch it with.

0:37.5

And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to leave. And when I come back in like three hours, the spider will be gone. The spider will have disappeared to wherever spiders go, right? And it'll be fine. Come back literally hours later. And the spider's in the exact same spot. And I'm like, oh it's dead dead. Okay. So I get like a little piece of toilet paper

0:56.2

and I go to pick it up and when I touch it, it moves. And I shriek. And then, because it's on,

1:03.7

it's on the toilet paper, I throw it in the toilet and I flush the toilet and then I immediately go,

1:08.8

oh no, I killed it.

1:18.2

Like, have a pretty genuine moment of being upset with myself for killing the spider.

1:22.8

The fact that you shrieked when it moved.

1:24.0

Oh, yeah.

1:28.4

And then panicked, flushed it down the toilet, and then then started to cry are you living in a farce?

1:31.4

Are you Nathan Lane

1:33.2

in the in the birdcage?

1:36.3

I am

1:37.3

I pierced the toast.

1:38.9

Oh!

1:39.9

Oh!

1:40.3

No!

1:41.3

No!

1:42.3

I'm Stop!

1:55.7

Hey, I'm Paul.

1:56.6

And I'm Erica.

1:58.7

And this is That Aged Well.

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