AIOTM Audio Extra 5

As It Occurs To Me

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2017

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

AIOTM Audio Extra 5: Hootenanny Lies. It's the penultimate AIOTM of the series, but the videos won't be out for a couple of months at least, so enjoy this bonus topical podcast which predictably is mainly concerned with a piss-covered President elect, but there's also time to cover Last Of The Summer Wine, washing baked bean tins, the return of the naughty dog, and who has the best manoeuvre. And for lover's of Dr Seuss and water sports there is a return for Farage in the Garage. If you want to help us finance the video podcast then head to http://www.gofasterstripe.com/aiotm for merch and secret channel pass, or come and see the final recording on February 12th https://leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/873548587. And do check out Rich's live tour dates at http://www.richardherring.com/the_best/tour

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me, as it occurs to me.
0:08.0	It's the has of the curse to me audio extra and please welcome the madness all the curse to it's Richard Harry. And please welcome the malice all occurred to it's Richard Harry!
0:15.0	I'm on drugs.
0:20.0	I'm accidentally on drugs.
0:22.0	If you're going to pay prostitutes to piss on a bed to get revenge on an enemy,
0:25.3	then it's more effective to piss on the bed before they sleep in it and after you sleep in it.
0:30.1	That's what life has taught me that's the hard way
0:33.1	but um hello and welcome to number five of our bonus mini episode of as it occurs to me
0:38.2	that I was talking to Ted Cod the other day I mean a cod imagine that being named after a fish idiot I hardly need to tell you he
0:46.9	invented the relational model for database management proposing an alternative
0:50.8	relational storage model based on set theory and predicate logic
0:55.2	and the familiar concepts of tables rows and columns.
0:57.9	Try saying that when you're high on glue.
1:01.2	And he calls it A. A. So, oh, catching on.
1:05.0	Which given he died in 2003 is quite impressive. But dead people listen to
1:09.2	podcast too. They're forced to. That's what hell actually is. Every podcast in the world
1:14.0	playing all at once on a loop. Remember this is just a bonus bit of fun to
1:17.9	torment the dead and accompany the proper film series which will be out later in the
1:21.4	year. And actually, congratulations Richard.
1:24.0	I know I've been critical of the show's popularity,
1:26.4	but this is the biggest audience of the run so far tonight.
1:29.0	Yeah, yeah.
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