It's Monday, April the 14th.

Tax Day tomorrow.

Don't forget to pay your taxes lest you go to jail.

We don't want anybody going to jail, period, but especially not the people who listen to

the show, although I guess you could get privileges in jail.

We don't want it to have to come to that.

Pay your taxes.

Pay your taxes.

Or get an extension.

File an extension.

Do not use the Steve Martin. You

still got to pay the money even if you file the free extension. You know, it's not alone from the

government. Steve Martin had the great strategy years ago when he used to do stand-up. Most people

don't realize Steve Martin got started as one of the most popular stand-up comedians, if not the

most popular stand-up comedian on the planet.

His excuse for not paying taxes was to say, I forgot. So I would not recommend trying, I forgot.

Well, you remember the old Leona Hemsley, right? Right. Remember her back in the day, not paying her, the billionaire?

Queen of Mean. Right. The Queen of Meen. Well, she lives on my road, Round Hill Road. Again, I'm trying. remember her back in the day not paying her the billionaire right the queen of mean right the queen of

mean well she lives on my road round hill road again i'm trying to tell you the poorest guy on my street

well she's dead but her house is there yes thank you i know yes but i'm just trying to make sure i never

know who's with us and who isn't you got it but you remember her quote on taxes she's at an all time

quote on taxes now she left 10 12 million dollars to her dog when she died right so the dog's living good but her all-time quote on

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