AI Predicts NFL Records | In Football Today
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🗓️ 21 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | All right, let's touch table on some football here. David, music, and we figure out if it's |
| 0:04.6 | college or pro. So I thought this would be a fun exercise here. Yahoo Sports decided to use |
| 0:12.2 | the AI to determine the NFL records for each NFL team. They use Google Gemini. So let's |
| 0:20.4 | going to go through each division and see if you agree with it or not. |
| 0:24.8 | Let's start with the AFC East, start from the bottom to the top. |
| 0:28.1 | They have the New York Jets going 7 and 10, Miami Dolphins 8 and 9, the Patriots 9 and 8 and |
| 0:34.7 | 8 and 8 and 5. |
| 0:54.7 | No surprise, maybe a surprise. The dolphins are 8 and 9? I don't think the dolphins will win eight games. I don't think the Jets. I think the Jets are going to be really bad. No, there's a window for the Jets to be okay. They may lead the league in rushing attempts. They've got a one-two punch in Breece Hall and Braylon Allen. |
| 0:57.0 | And defensively, they're good. |
| 0:59.2 | And Aaron Glenn will have an influence there. |
| 1:04.3 | It'll come down to can Justin Fields just be even a mediocre passer? And that's what AI determined. |
| 1:06.3 | It says it's unsure about Justin Fields, but the defense for the Jets will be good. Yeah. No, I think that's pretty spot on. And look, I've all offseason, New England and the AFC and Arizona and the NFC, those are my two kind of splashy upstart playoff teams. And speaking of splashy, I mean, I know it's preseason, not to get too excited, but man, does Travion |
| 1:27.6 | Henderson look good for the Patriots right now? And that's a great one to punch with |
| 1:31.5 | Andre Stephenson. Yeah. Let's move over to the AFC North and see what the AI decided here was |
| 1:39.7 | Cleveland going 5 and 12. The Patriots, I'm sorry, the Steelers going 9 and eight. The Bengals 10 and seven. The Ravens 11 and 6. So they predict a very tight division here. I think that's pretty accurate. I might have the Ravens with 12 wins. Other than that, I think it's pretty right on. What was the Steelers again? Nine and eight. Lower. I do not think that's a winning football team. |
| 2:03.0 | I don't think Aaron Rogers can play the sport anymore. |
| 2:06.6 | Period. |
| 2:08.0 | I'm not trying to, David, this isn't a ballbreaker with you, brother. |
| 2:11.6 | I just, I don't like any of it. |
| 2:15.2 | And I don't like Caleb Johnson. |
| 2:17.0 | So the idea that they took this running back and that's going to be, you know, inject some life, I don't like him. I never loved them in college. I sure as hell don't love them now. I just think their defense is going to be good enough to win nine games. Okay. Which is not good enough to really do anything else. I know. I'm just going by what, Mr. A. That's been the last 15 years of Steelers football. Yeah. Keep a winning season, streak alive and do nothing else. You're basically the Red Wings. Ken Holland runs the Steelers. Let's move over to the AFC South, Titans, |
| 2:53.4 | 4 and 13, Colts 7 and 10, |
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