Runksmash: Monty 77 leads the team deep in the bunker, he stops at a door and sits. As the others catch up a giant hand rips into the corridor and Clippy's voice yells "Firing Bolas!" His rail gun fires them at Gonz, who sadly never bought the Jumpen upgrade.

Palmer B: A man in a dashing virtual reality headset stands at his workbench, adjusting his new roller skates even though he kinda quit going to the rink. He hears a knock at the door. He doesn't bother to turn off his music, for he wants his guests to hear Psalm40's new track. He opens the door for his two canarian friends and sees the excitement on their faces. "Thanks for having us over—hey, how many cats do you have," one canary asks with a friendly smile. "Oh... just one." Basil says quietly. "Can we meet him?" Basil feels cornered; his lie has found him out. "Sure," he says, and leads them to the Cat Room. He opens the door, and his friends see—...SIX cats! Shame overcomes him, but his friends are so happy to see the half-dozen felines frolicking and prospering under Basil's care.

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

ADDITIONAL STORIES:

Clip: Former Fed president says "Inflation dragon must be slayed" (CNBC)

2 tech execs quit Truth Social after troubled Launch (Reuters)

CA bill passes law that would legalize infanticide (Life News)

…more Chinese News

Kansas researcher mounts defense over China ties at trial (Indy UK)

→ US approves $95 mln to boost Taiwan air defense (Reuters)

…more Flippy

Aida being introduced to the mainstream (MSN/Inside Edition)

Robots dressing humans story recycled to mainstream (TechXplore)

Man with muscular dystrophy uses robot arm with joystick to live life (iTV)

Transcript

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0:00.0	I like hearing my own voice.
0:04.6	Full stop.
0:06.5	The world is getting crazier.
0:08.8	People are acting more and more insane.
0:10.9	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:14.1	There's only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:17.6	Listen to Basil and Gonsas, they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of
0:21.4	bible prophecy you are listening to canary cry news talk you're listening to canary cry news talk
0:32.6	we are live to tape on april 6th 2022. This is episode 468, and today, A. Alien Conception. And razzle-dazzle,
0:47.4	I am your best buddy Basil. And my name is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.
0:54.2	Welcome to the podcast, where we bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events.
1:04.2	Indeed.
1:05.0	Yeah, it's always fun.
1:06.5	We got a great show today.
1:07.5	We got a great show today.
1:08.8	Gons, I'm very excited.
1:10.3	Of course, we've got our
1:11.2	lead stories not only checking in with things going on in Russia, but even more. We'll be
1:18.2	checking in with some newly declassified UFO documents. Moderna getting in on the flippy game,
1:25.3	some Ukraine updates,
1:29.6	sciops, COVID updates,
1:30.6	politics,
	...

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