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I'm Jarvis.

I'm Jordan.

What a? You almost got me to say it. I know. I know I did because you were about to say another thing that starts with W. I've sworn off it. You've sworn off it in that most of the times I've seen you in the last two weeks. You've done this. You go, Wagwan. Fuck. Fucking shit.

It's again, just just even briefly doing the Toronto accent as a joke, it just put it right back in my brain.

And now I can't like.

You know what it is?

It fulfills the goal of yelling really gives you the boost you need if you do not have much battery.

It's almost like a dress for the job you want.

I do like things like that.

Like for example, sometimes I like to like we do a Patreon show,

Saboys Nights after we record the main show.

And sometimes we're a little tired.

Sometimes we sink into our seats a little bit. And I like to have stuff to do that, like, peps me up or makes me chuckle that I want to save entirely so that I get a little energy boost. It's like when you hit, um, you hit one of those like rainbow ramps. Oh, you're just like, whoa, okay, cool. We're back on track. Yeah, popping a star real quick. Yeah, pop in a star. You think he's eaten those? Because the mushroom, I always thought was it, when you get big from the mushroom, I'm, it's implied that he's eaten the mushroom. It is implied. Who are also the citizens of that world, so it's a little weird though yeah I actually as time has gone on I don't

think it um it's implied that he's eating it because in the first appearance of the mushroom it's like

sliding across the ground and then and then it's like yeah it's impending and then it hits him and then he goes

boop boop boop boom he was like that god yeah and he's like well I'm bigger now It's kind of like Popeye and spinach I suppose It touches his skin and then he gets really really bad Yeah yeah yeah well Popeye like he unhinges his jaw And just like downs the entire can of spinach To save his wife What's going on in that canon? I feel like the star is being absorbed into his skin. Yeah, it does just touch him for even a second. Dude, dude, do, do, do, do, do, do that feels so good. Oh, dude. The first time it happens to, you feel all powerful. I imagine it's how Thanos felt. You don't think it's gonna end? You think the party's going to end? And that's like a metaphor for life, I think. In fact, I think it must be what it's like to be on cocaine. The boost. Like, because I've never, and also with ADHD, I've heard it's different, but I haven't partookin. And part of me does get the vibe that it's going to be, you're actually literally going to hear the music. then it, you start to blink faster and people know it's about to run out.

People don't know, no.

You're like, do you want to start a bit?

I think I'll go to bed.

I don't want to do anything.

I just, I really, I was always put off my coat because every single person I know who's like a social

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