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Monologuing

Monologuing with Mads Mitch

Comedy

5.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week. Follow me! Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
0:03.2	The show is about to begin.
0:11.8	I am so viscerally afraid of accidentally texting the chief of police.
0:18.1	Kind of weird, that's all she wrote.
0:21.6	You are in my thoughts and prayers in perpetuity.
0:26.4	Now mind you, I don't even have the chief of police's phone number, and why would I?
0:34.1	Hello, everyone, and welcome back to monologuing. I'm Mads Mitch and I'm your host today and always because well
0:41.6	quite frankly this is literally my podcast so who else is going to host it happy freaking Monday.
0:48.1	It is Monday June 1st. I know that that that information that date is so readily available at the forefront of my brain
0:57.2	due to the fact that I am recording this on Sunday, May 31st at 457 p.m. Ooh, just under the wire.
1:06.6	Not loving that for me personally. I ended up being so busy last week with all of my merch stuff.
1:15.6	I launched new merch last Friday and I had a bazillion things to do for that. And that just kind of
1:21.5	absorbed my entire week accidentally. And then I blinked and it was Sunday night. Don't you hate that? Don't you hate that so much?
1:31.8	I'd be on a fabulous weekend. I'd be feeling well rested and rejuvenated and ready to tackle
1:35.9	whatever life might throw at you this week. And I don't think that that's asking too much from your
1:40.5	favorite podcast host. Deep breath.
1:44.9	Everyone take a deep breath.
1:47.0	Everyone take a sip of water.
1:49.7	Take a few sips of water.
1:51.0	Let's face it.
1:51.9	Take several sips of water.
1:53.8	You probably need it.
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