Ahsoka - S01E05 - Part Five: Shadow Warrior
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🗓️ 14 September 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Tribe of Two, the officially unofficial podcast for all of Star Wars, I'm Jim, I'm Aeron, and today we're talking about Asoka, Season 1, Episode 5, Part 5, Shadow Warrior, Aeron, well it's your feeling, how's your temperature doing? |
| 0:21.5 | I don't know if old man Aeron woke up on the right side of the Star Wars bed this morning or what, but hey you kids get back on my lawn, this episode, come on, come on, I got a playground installed, this fucking neck can't whiplash, I thought this episode was rad man, this episode I couldn't believe how good it was, like out of nowhere, Dave Filoni starts commenting on child soldiery, the Jedi, and we have like 10 out of 10 Hayden Christians and Darth Vader, Anakin, |
| 0:51.5 | that's the thing, that's the thing to God for me, I feel so bad, I have felt for the longest time, like after I got over my initial reaction to the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, and to a lesser degree than the third one, but like, no that's my body's favorite, honestly, oh my god, I started feeling bad for Hayden Christensen, somewhere in between, because he didn't deserve the shit he got for how bad his actions were, |
| 1:21.5 | I think was because you can fucking look at this, look at this, yeah I think it though this is the biggest tragedy, first of all, Star Wars fans, we've got to fucking stop punishing the people that are just portraying these characters for the shit that we don't like that the suits are doing, and Hayden Christiansons and Ahmad best or a exhibit A and B, because you're right, it's not like Natalie fucking Portman and even McGregor, and the other guy, |
| 1:51.5 | It's all forgot, yeah, the other day they forgot to act. |
| 1:54.8 | It's George Lucas sucks as a director of actors. |
| 1:58.3 | And like, the fact that Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen |
| 2:02.0 | got thrown into that wood chipper is, |
| 2:05.0 | I don't know, it's something I think the Star Wars |
| 2:06.5 | community needs to reflect on, |
| 2:07.9 | because look at this fucking performance here. |
| 2:10.8 | This is so much, so much better. |
| 2:13.9 | It almost makes you sad for what could have been |
| 2:16.2 | with some of the stuff in the prequels, right? |
| 2:18.7 | Like, if they just had a director |
| 2:21.7 | who could have directed where the damn. |
| 2:23.8 | When you look at the behind the scenes of the amount |
| 2:27.4 | of effort that this kid went into memorizing |
| 2:30.6 | these complicated light, like the things |
| 2:32.3 | that he could throw as hard into, he didn't. |
| 2:34.9 | Like, he did everything that was asked of him and more. |
| 2:37.2 | And it's just he's punished because George couldn't write |
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