Ah... They're Fighting Again!
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Hour 3 of A&G features...
- 7-11 stores & academia
- Military guys wishing they were in the Middle East
- Jerry Springer fights & Charlie Kirk's assassination
- Pizza Hut & the mayor of Seattle
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.3 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.7 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.5 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:25.6 | There's just announced that 7-Eleven will close 645 U.S. stores this year. |
| 0:33.6 | The company explained that personal consumption had softened, particularly low-income households as inflation continued to weigh on spending. |
| 0:42.3 | Yes, that's how bad things are in America. |
| 0:44.0 | Folks can't afford to eat at 7-Eleven. |
| 0:46.7 | What's next? |
| 0:47.4 | Are Americans going to be forced to limit themselves to a sensible gulp? |
| 0:53.2 | Damn it, this is America. |
| 0:55.1 | I do not believe I should have to drink from any cup I couldn't possibly also drown in. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh my God, I saw somebody, I saw several people over the week, but I saw somebody carrying around this trash can of coal of some sort. |
| 1:11.0 | I mean, the size of these things. |
| 1:13.4 | And we have a 7-Eleven, a brand new one that opened near us like a year so ago. |
| 1:17.6 | It's nice. |
| 1:18.5 | It's in a nicer area, town next to us, and is new and clean, and it's fantastic. |
| 1:25.5 | My view of 7-Elevens is often because it's been in a bad neighborhood, and it's been |
| 1:30.7 | there for so long, and it's grimy. |
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