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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Aggie Jokes

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Mookie Blaiklock, Pam Murphy, and Ronnie Adrian join Matt Besser for scenes about telemarketers getting their lines crossed, an Aggie joke writers' room, a comic who causes relationship problems, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for humans,

0:12.7

with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests

0:18.8

will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests, Mookie Blay

0:25.1

and Drony Aging. Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser with me, Maddie B, Pam,

0:37.3

Little Mookie B, Rony. I just said, Murphy. Have you guys ever gotten lines crossed from

0:45.6

one of these, not sure if it falls into the robo call category, but like you'll get someone

0:52.8

calling you saying, okay, I remodeled your house before and they haven't remodeled your

0:58.0

house before. Have you gotten that kind of thing? I'm going to play this call I got which

1:02.4

picks up like 30 seconds in the call like it's dead and some minute and a half call. I think

1:12.8

it's about to start and I'm like is oh here it goes.

1:16.5

Hello. Good afternoon, Mr. Estonula. Yeah, who's this?

1:25.0

I did afternoon. Let me sit for a minute. So we did a remodeling and repair for the home.

1:31.0

No chance to big. No chance to mom. We are fully licensed, fully bonded and insured. We

1:38.4

do everything involving the home. We do we do we do driveway concrete patio window

1:46.7

countertop plumbing, flooring, electrical. You name it. We do what we do. I'm also going

1:55.2

to give you 15% of material plus 15% off the labor.

2:02.1

Whoa. If you would like to get a price, just a price. What it means something on the inside

2:10.1

or something on the outside? It's all right. Thank you. I do all my work together. I know

2:20.3

how to do it. I hang up the phone, dude.

2:23.3

How's the concrete? How's the window?

2:26.3

I could do my own work. Sorry.

2:31.3

What the fuck? So it's like, why is that on my voicemail? That's on your voicemail.

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