Agent Pronouns Vs. the Shadowbanned Squad feat. Devon

TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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For this week’s free one, Riley, Hussein, and November join Devon from Kill James Bond to discuss: Elon Musk’s gambit to put targets on the heads of specific judges in South America, plus a recent Britain-has-fallen travelogue by a decades-long conservative twink death sufferer from America. And, wouldn’t you know it, everything in England is woke and gay and also Muslim somehow. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	I want to open on a dramatic reading of Redfin's earnings call.
0:19.5	Devin, can you please be Glenn Kelman? Such a fucking
0:22.2	perfect trash future sentence to begin with. Sure, man. Who do you want me to be?
0:28.6	Glenn Kelman, CEO of Redfin. Okay, sure. Also, the transcribed audio has a typo in the last
0:34.5	sentence. So after Thank You, just read the part that I've put in bold here.
0:39.0	Okay, sure. Okay, cool. Okay, so I'm going to be Jay McAnlis, VP of Equity Research at Wedbush
0:44.8	Security. I love, I love improv. All right, I need a company. I need a company. All right. I'm hearing,
0:51.5	I'm hearing, I'm here in Redfin. Okay, all right.
0:54.7	Hey, good afternoon, everyone. So, Glenn, just to take this a step further, what is Redfin's
0:59.3	plan B if mortgage rates don't come down? Because to me, this sounds very much like August of
1:03.6	2023, where one said rates were going to come down. And we really didn't see that move this year
1:08.2	until we thought employment numbers are starting to fade a little bit. So what, can you kind of walk us through what the plan B is if rates go back
1:14.2	to like high sixes or low sevens? It's a great question. Plan B, drink our own urine, or the
1:19.1	competitor's blood. Stay in the foxhole. I don't know if you remember, but the last earnings call
1:24.3	ended with me singing a line from a who song, won't get fooled again,
1:27.9	where I said, we're not banking on low rates when other people have thought they might come
1:32.4	down. I don't know. I'm just very, very seasoned in ups and downs in the housing market. If it comes,
1:37.5	it will be upside. Okay, that's all I had. Thank you. Thank you. We'll drink our urine before the blood. Actually, I wish I hadn't said that. I'd love to notify you.
1:48.0	I feel such a kinship with Glenn Kelman, right? Because he comes up in this conversation, like a guy who's trying really hard to do the macho thing and just is, not really equipped for it and realizes it's like vaulted into a conversation where he realizes that he's said to a room full of people in a professional setting.
2:09.3	Yeah, we can't like drink our own urine and probably our competitor's blood.
2:13.6	It's one of the most reassuring messages I can imagine getting.
2:16.9	If I was in crisis and I got this message verbatim, I would be on the news, like, within 24
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