Hey, what's up, everybody. It is a special day for cringe.

Sometimes cringe is just Hollywood stories. and sometimes cringe is just straight up cringe.

And that is today because today we are covering, which we promised we would, the age of attraction, the shittiest reality show.

Maybe that's ever happened. I'm Sessly and this is

Stephanie. Hi, guys. Hi guys. Um, holy moly. Let me give you a peek behind the curtain. If I may. I was

begging Stephanie to do this show for some reason. I saw an ad for it and I was like, I love this.

I thought it was going to be like love is blind where they just didn't know how old each other was. And I was like, oh my God, this could be so fun. And somebody's like, no, it doesn't sound good at all. Nick Viol sucks. This is going to be so stupid. I don't think so. Then I watched it and I was like, oh, it's worse than I could ever have imagined. she was so right, I owe her like a fruit basket. Would you want a fruit basket?

I wouldn't mind. Oh, it's worse than I could ever have imagined. She was so right, I owe her like a fruit basket.

Do you want a fruit basket? I wouldn't mind one. I'm not going to be mad. I'm not going to send it back. So, you know, I would never want a fruit bag. Never send me. I would never eat fruit from a... From a basket. Do you hate... I would eat chocolates, almonds. Like, I'm the kind of person you put in, you know, chocolate covered pretzels and stuff.

I don't want bananas. Thank you. Okay. So you don't want an edible fruit arrangement I'm hearing? I do not. I do not. Even though that's like pineapple and like that's really good fruit. No, I want cupcakes and stuff. And I'm not joking. Like, let's be clear here. Just in case there's any. Right. So this show was horrible. It turned out to be like a farce of a satire of a,

I mean, they were pretending to be serious. They basically, Nick Viol and his 18 year old wife

come out. Should we just get into it and explain what happened and why it was so stupid? Yeah, but I do want to say, I do want to say ahead of time that when you were saying, I think they won't know like how old the person is. I'm like, well, so it's going to be somebody like some guy going like, hey, what's up? And then the woman's going to be going, hello, Shanney.

What's up, Shannie?

Hello. Hey, hello. Take my pills. I've got my progesterone. One second. Let me take it. And he's like, I think you're old. I'm not going to choose you. But what happened was worse because you could disguise your, you could sound younger, older, whatever. like this was way more ridiculous than that.

So ridiculous.

Let's talk about Nick and Nick and his lady. What's her fucking name? Vanessa. No, no, no. Natalie. It is also. Natalie. It is. I was going to say Vanessa, too. For obvious reasons. Nick comes out with his cap teeth. He's gotten himself. He went and got himself veneers. I know I won't shut up about it. I know a lot of people get veneers. I'm good on you. He's had him for a long time because before your time even, Ronnie, Ronnie Carum, when we were doing it together, we covered the Nick Viol seasons. And Ronnie's impression of Nick. Okay. This is a quick little, little side story. And I just tell this little side story. So Ronnie would do impressions of Nick Viol, and he'd do him like, I'm Nick Vial and he would do it like he has like these huge teeth and he would kind of give him a lisp. And he did it for. He had a little bit less. Yeah. And we covered... Young doesn't matter.

Right.

We covered several seasons of Nick because we covered Nick coming into...

Well, he must have already done...

Oh, he was on Andy's season and he made it to the final two.

Andy Dorfman.

And then she picked somebody else.

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