The Hey everybody. Hi guys, hi guys, well from the rain-drenched streets of Salt Lake City, Utah.

It's, thank God, I'm Atheist.

The podcast, I'm Frank Feldman, and I'm Dan Beecher.

And coming up today, we're going to talk about our experiences of being small children coerced into baptism.

Babies. We were just babies.

Mormons don't do babies. Okay, well, I think of eight-year-olds as babies.

They're just little creatures.

No, no, yeah, no.

In fact, Mormons are very proud of the fact that they don't baptize infants. Right, they wait until they're full-grown

eight-year-olds before they can, before they really get their side hooks in you. Decide for

their own. Yeah, at the age of eight. Yeah, the agent eight.

Yeah, we were good at deciding things at eight.

I know I was.

Yeah, so we're going to get into that.

Yes, we are.

But first, we have some things happen in the world this week

Dan did they religiously oh speaking are you sure more or less all right for

example do you remember the Texas Attorney General who waited into this whole thing back in December in

Kaleen, Texas, where a school nurse had put up a sign, a Charlie Brown Christmas

poster that said for unto you this day is born in the city of David a savior which is Christ the Lord right and it was like Linus if I remember right right

he's the one in the Charlie Brown Christmas that like ends up reciting from Luke or whatever.

Winy-ass Linus always.

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