The So, They call him little Pete, we're all a peaceful tea, Beaver Hernandez. How are you Ed? I'm very good. Thank you. Yes. Not too bad at all.

I'm excited about Chicharito. I think he's winning my affections one goal at a time

although more badge kissing in that game against wolves

yes I noticed that yeah it's a habit that needs to be stamped out

immediately if only because it will inevitably

be played when United clogging for realm adrenaline in a couple years time.

Absolutely so he was a highlight in a game which I think it's fair to say from your Twitter feed

you did enjoy very much.

It got a lot better after half time, didn't it? So it was horrendous for about 45 minutes and

flat atmosphere. Obviously, Old Trafford was half full. It didn't look like there were 46,000 claimed people there have to be honest.

I think there was some creative accounting going on.

Yeah, almost no atmosphere and the United played really flat and it just got a lot better after half time.

At least we had some goals and a bit of incident and drama and

and little P came on to save United Bacon.

Sorry to mix some food analogies there yeah

hey come on don't bring me into this little piece of hero to all lost vegetarians

everywhere you this is interesting small sidebar here.

I want to point out, Ed, that I wouldn't necessarily have thought this about you,

but you said half full rather than half empty

when you described old Trafford,

maybe revealing a secret underlying optimism that United Rants readers didn't know you possessed.

Anyway, the first half was absolutely dreadful, but the second half was good I thought

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