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Pull your shoelace from Daniel DeLewis's toothache, you cakey bats.

Welcome to the Blind Boy podcast, you glorious cunts.

I'm having a hectic day.

I'm having a hectic and stressful day because I'm on my way to Australia and New Zealand.

It was communicated to me that I was supposed to be flying

out on Friday, but turns out I'm flying out tomorrow, so I had everything planned. One day

to put out the podcast and then another day to pack all my bags, to print out all my visa

stuff, to make sure everything's

okay before I go off on tour. But alas, I'm after losing 24 hours, so now I have to do it all in one

go. And if you're thinking, blind boy, you know you were going to Australia and New Zealand

for ages. Why didn't you do this a week ago? And I always

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