Welcome to The Wallace Show, Aftercastle, the things we did not get to during the course of the show today. Just a reminder that there won't be an aftercast tomorrow because I don't feel like doing one. No, I was kidding. Betty's like, what, really? What do we have going on? I didn't say that. Tomorrow is Friday. Finally, we're almost there, y'all. And I'm looking forward to it because it's Dunkin Friday. I have...

I love that that's a new thing.

Yeah.

Alani... Lee. We're almost there, y'all, and I'm looking forward to it because it's Duncan Friday.

I love that that's a new thing. Yeah. We've been doing it for a while. Yeah. I had Alani Monday Thursday, which I love. And today, it hit different today. I had the Witches Brew. I had it yesterday, too. But maybe because, oh, you know what? I wonder, no, I can't stay in your system that long. Like what?

Because I had one for dinner last night, like it's seven. And then I had my Alani today and their energy drinks. And I've just been on a next level. Maybe it's just because I'm happy, though, too. No, that's not it. Because any time I'm happy, you're like, oh, you're so much. Joy and energy are like hand in hand.

Yeah.

You say whenever I'm happy, you say I'm being too much.

The problem is there's no medium ground for you.

Sure.

It's either depressive state, I'm going to hurt everyone and I'm mad at everyone, which is a lot. And then

happy, everything excites me. Wow, look at that. Look at that. You dance so much. So you can't

really blame me. I wish there was middle ground there somewhere. No, there's no middle ground. Middle ground is

where you go to die. Like, middle ground is boring.

Middle ground doesn't matter.

Like, you got to live on the highs and the lows, man.

Like, chasing that high.

Like, I know people that live like that in their relationships.

I don't see how they do that.

Like, they talk about, oh, the highs are so high and the lows are so low, and we fight so much.

But, oh, my gosh, I just love them so much. I was watching Plathville last night, welcome to Plathville. I love that show. It's a reality show. And this family's a jacked-up mess. but there is a couple, like one of the sons, Micah, is dating this girl, and they've had these problems,

and they're doing therapy sessions live, and this girl is a train wreck.

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