Aftercast: Florida Man Stories: May 24, 2023
Wally Show Podcast
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🗓️ 24 May 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the wallets show after castle those things we did not get to during the course of the show today. Uh, I have |
| 0:06.1 | I haven't done a ton of these stories, but I see like them on Tik Tok and other places. |
| 0:11.3 | A Florida man like like so many messed up stories start with the headline of Florida man. And that's always that way. |
| 0:18.4 | Uh, no, it's more prevalent with with social media and stuff. No, no, that said, Florida men have always done dumb things. |
| 0:25.6 | Like seriously, like my uncle catching an alligator and putting it in a boat for me to come down and have to like navigate around. |
| 0:33.0 | But I feel like that's just a guy thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you have access to dumb or things in Florida. Yeah. |
| 0:39.0 | It just seems like Floridians are just from another class of people. Yeah. That's a very good way to say |
| 0:44.0 | another class of people. And I grew up there. So I was going to say, did you ever have what somebody else would |
| 0:48.8 | have looked at and said, ah, Florida man does blank. Like, did you ever do something that would have been |
| 0:54.6 | classified like that? Yeah. I don't know. Like we used to go mudden. Like that was a big thing, uh, you know, and things like |
| 1:00.6 | that gets Florida man gets stuck, you know, mud, uh, truck stuck in the mud up to his door handles, uh, because that's |
| 1:06.8 | something you do in Florida for whatever reason. Uh, Florida man goes, uh, gigging frogs at night and falls out of |
| 1:13.4 | boat, you know, that kind of stuff. Uh, but this one was, this is great. Um, so many weird Florida man stories. Uh, Florida man |
| 1:20.5 | was frustrated by the long line to use the bathroom at a bar. And he saw a pond across the street and said, quote, I'm |
| 1:28.5 | just going to go over there and take a little pee and whatnot. And that's this quote to the news. This again, this is a news story |
| 1:35.8 | covering this and whatnot. Uh, and then something happened where either I tripped or whatever and I ended up in the |
| 1:42.8 | water and that's literally the last thing I remember what he doesn't remember. And fortunately for him is waking up in |
| 1:50.0 | the hospital, uh, hours later with one arm. Wow. Yes. So that'd be something. Yeah. |
| 1:58.0 | He just lost it. In Florida, water will make your arms fall off. No, it does. It's because there's alligator |
| 2:03.2 | in it. An alligator ate this guy's arm. Uh, and so like, the, the attack I guess was traumatic. So I mean, he doesn't |
| 2:10.0 | remember it, but he got back to the edge of the, uh, water. And, uh, I think his mom and somebody else had like |
| 2:16.3 | went and got him and saved him. Um, but he has a good attitude about he says, I didn't lose my life. I |
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