Welcome to The Wally Show Aftercastle all the stuff we did not have to get to during the course of the show today.

I have a very serious story and it's one that we had talked a little bit about the other day.

And I'm not sure if I'm going to preempt it or not because I have another story I want to tell first that is deeply traumatic and embarrassing.

Oh, deeply. Like from your personal life? Yes, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to transition it well to that other one. We might just cut to yours, Betty. No, that's not fair. You're going to go something that's really serious and sad and then go to mine? No, no, no. I've cut my serious and sad story. Oh, oh, yes. I agree. Let's do that. Or if you want to do the

serious and sad. No, I want to do what's embarrassing for you. Okay. I've debated over whether or not

telling this story because I have to share enough graphically to make it funny, but then I don't know how

much is too much, you know, TMI sharing. Okay. How about we tell you? Good idea. Okay. Okay. You guys know that I am bathroom shy. Oh, boy. Yes. This is a great way to start. Even here. Even here he's bathroom shy. Well, because you monitor things. Like, you're like, wow, you're gone for a while. Did someone have to poop?

Like, oh, Lord, Betty. I just say, yes, it's like super normal. But I don't like it. No, it's not. It's horrible. And so, like, I will go, if I ever have to have an emergency at work, I go upstairs to the bathrooms upstairs. There are people who work up there. Don't care about them.

And I'm up, and I'm up earlier than everybody.

Gavin has no fear of this at all. This is going to be a lot of potty talk because Gavin walks in. He walks straight to the bathroom before anything else when he gets in every day. You got to start your day off right. Yeah, I guess. A little light, you know? So, yeah, like, so this is nothing for him. So Gavin won't appreciate this at all.

No, I'm excited.

So. Yeah, I guess. A little light, you know? So yeah, like, so this is nothing for him. So Gavin won't appreciate this at all.

No, I'm excited.

So, again, I'm very bathroom shot.

I don't like, like, if I am, for example, my, our bathroom at my house has a shower in it there, and then it's got a separate bathroom closet, okay?

If my wife is ever showering and I have to use the restroom, use the restroom, I will not use that bathroom. I will use one out. Yeah, that's normal. Yeah, that's normal. Okay, great. So, anyway, we're on the same page up to this point. That's too comfortable if you are doing that. Okay, so we go to Disney a few weeks ago.

It's an old story.

No, it's not an old.

Well, yeah, it happened.

Because I just now decided to tell it.

It's not the happiest place in the world anymore.

Let me tell you that.

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