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🗓️ 3 July 2019
⏱️ 35 minutes
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There's something you should know about the Radkes. We don't have it all together. All of the Perfection that you see when you look at us isn't real. When you see me making a sandwich in my car that is because I really and truly made a sandwich in my car. You may be wondering why I didn't buy a Lunchable. The truth is the idea didn't dawn on me until later. You don't have to worry about hurting our feelings this is our life and what-you-see-is-what-you-get.
Sure, I want to be the kind of mother that has a perfect craft room and makes cupcakes with perfect fondant frosting. Sure, I want to be the person who shows up early in case you need help setting up for the party. Sure, I want to be all of these things, but I'm not. Who better to tell you that than the Core Four of me, David, Remi, and Rocco. We are discussing all of the things that happen on your worst first day of school.
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0:00.0 | Hi y'all, you're listening to ordinary people, ordinary things, with me your host, Melissa Radke, |
0:06.7 | the ordinariest of us all. There's something you should know about us, the Radke's. It isn't something that we like to talk about very often and it certainly isn't something that you've probably ever even noticed on the show if you're watching the show, but it's true nonetheless. |
0:31.0 | And after last night's episode, I feel like we should probably just |
0:35.2 | come out with it. So are you ready? Because it's humiliating and I don't want to talk about it, but here |
0:39.8 | it goes. We don't have it all together. I know. I know you're shocked. You're stunned. No doubt we look like we do. We look like we do. We look like we are well put together and in a supremely polished family. |
0:56.0 | Am I right? |
0:57.4 | Right? |
0:58.8 | But alas, it's all fake. |
1:01.1 | All the perfection you see when you look at us. |
1:04.1 | Not real, not real, everybody. |
1:06.4 | So if we made you think we were perfect, please accept my |
1:08.7 | serious apologies. |
1:10.4 | The truth of the matter is when you see me making a sandwich in my car |
1:15.1 | That is because I really and truly made a sandwich in my car and if you are saying to yourself, you know I watched that last night on that episode and I couldn't help but think why didn't she just buy a dad-gum lunchable? Well, let me stop you right there, Cheryl. Okay, because the truth is, it wasn't until moments later |
1:36.2 | that I even realized I could have indeed bought a lunchable, okay? |
1:41.4 | Yes, I had a holy crap moment. Why didn't I just buy a lunchable? |
1:46.0 | So, you don't have to worry about hurting our feelings? This is our life. What you see is what you get. |
1:51.9 | I don't want to be this way. I really don't. I want it to be the type of mother that actually had a craft room in her home, okay? But never mind the fact that I hate loath and despise crafts. I don't trust anyone that owns a glue gun. |
2:04.5 | Don't even get me started on that. I wanted to be the type of mother that could make beautiful cupcakes with a really pretty beautiful |
2:11.1 | like butter cream or fondant topping and then I could put like |
2:14.3 | monogram letters on the top of them for my daughter's birthday. I wanted to. I wanted to be the type of mother |
2:19.6 | that showed up early in case you needed an extra hand putting ice in the glasses before the party started |
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