After doing what our country asked of us we will continue to serve by not being a pussy about some fireworks

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week we celebrate Independence Day by telling veterans to shut up about PTSD and be grateful to the veterans that they even had the chance to get PTSD

And Dr. Jordan B Peterson makes his wildest cartoon villain turn yet after hearing about Elliot Page's transition, comparing his top surgery to Nazi medical experiments

Also, a police department warns facebook about the trail of destruction that roadside flower-sellers are leaving in their wake.

Finally, a new Disney cartoon shows a trans man holding a menstrual product package without regard to the emotional damage they're inflicting on confused conservatives.

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Music:

Strung Out - Firecracker

G.L.O.S.S. - Targets of Men

Stereolab - Pack Yr Romantic Mind

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border but stay tuned guys and show
0:22.5	exactly what we're showing exactly what it looks like when the world is all there in
0:31.1	bar and postal stay tuned i'm alexander edward and i'm tony boswell and we are menning death cult the world is ending I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.3	And we are meaning death cult.
0:40.2	The world is ending.
0:41.7	Pussy-ass veterans are responsible.
0:45.4	We're documenting it.
0:47.5	Happy 4th of July, everybody.
0:49.2	What's up?
0:50.4	How's it going?
0:53.5	I'm happy for everybody who got the day off today.
0:56.2	I'm really mad on behalf of everybody who had to work today.
1:00.1	It's kind of cool how we celebrate how free the country is, you know, just like in the
1:06.7	abs.
1:07.0	Oh, I love living in a free country.
1:08.9	I love that the country is free.
1:10.8	You know, the people, not so much, but the country... Not so much.
1:14.4	Man, the country is doing so good, you know?
1:16.8	That is so true. Like, we can't really do things, but like this country can do whatever the
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