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Welcome to After Action Report, where I am continually shocked by the horniness, courage, and adventurousness of my listeners, meet Hazel, who had an unexpected sexual adventure

in Peru. Hey, Hazel, welcome to the show. Hi, how's it going, Dan? It's going really great.

Days gotten even better now that you're here, and I get to hang with you for a little bit.

So before we get to what you did, the new thing you tried that you wanted to talk with us about, tell us a little bit about who you are. Yeah, definitely.

Well, I'm in my late 20s. I work as a compounding technician out of pharmacy. I like to make

arts. I live in the Pacific Northwest. I'm queer.

And yeah, I think that's all you guys need to know for now.

Okay.

That's enough.

That's a lot.

A compounding technician at a pharmacy.

So you build drugs.

I do build drugs.

Yeah.

I build customized and personalized medications for people, which feels like an important job. It is an important job. Thank you for what you do. I've just known I've never heard that gig before. I've never quite, I knew about pharmacists. I knew there were people out there who put drugs together, but I didn't know a compounding pharmacist was a thing. But now I know it. We make screen cream, we make rectal rockets, we do all the fun stuff.

Oh my God.

Are you here to tell us about a rectal rocket?

What's the new thing you tried?

So I went to a, I guess you would call it a woman's massage parlor. Where women give massages or where women are massaged? Where women are massaged.

Does such a place exist? It's like lesbian sex club when lesbians tell me they want something like

Lab in Berlin or a lesbian bathhouse. I'm like, I've heard rumors about them. A massage parlor

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