4.8 • 638 Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2023
⏱️ 35 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome. |
0:05.0 | Welcome to the show. |
0:06.0 | Hi. |
0:07.0 | Oh, he's back. |
0:08.0 | Oh, yeah. |
0:09.0 | Oh, fuck yeah. |
0:10.0 | What a record show hard. |
0:12.0 | Let's watch Rattahooey backwards, but a mouse becomes a lonely little shit. |
0:17.0 | I don't even know how the fuck I got here. |
0:21.8 | I'm just going to be honest. |
0:22.6 | I just warped and I'm here. |
0:24.7 | I actually have to go to Dave and Busters. |
0:26.4 | I'll see you guys later. |
0:27.8 | Bro, like, here's the reason that I'm just not a diehard D&B fan, okay? |
0:33.7 | And it's simple, Jordan, it's simple, man. |
0:36.9 | Why would I go and spend money to play video games that are all rigged, by the way? |
0:42.7 | Yeah, true. |
0:43.7 | In some way or another, to play games that you can't win unless you get super lucky, |
0:48.5 | and the code just decides, okay, we'll let you win. |
0:50.4 | Why would I do that when I could just play video games that I've already purchased for a shitload of money and just play them at home for free? Well, because you want to spend more |
0:58.5 | and lose more. And I mean this, when I say that with a thousand tickets, I literally got two of those |
1:03.9 | finger traps and a laughy-tappy. And it only cost me $52 at David Busters. |
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