Live from Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, yes, it is.

We are coming to live from the greatest country on the planet.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala, a man who is not lying about Americans trapped in Afghanistan.

Jen Saki, White House Press Secretary, circling back to her thesaurus and claiming

nobody is stranded behind enemy lines.

That is a fact check false.

We will discuss the White House push to prioritize perception over reality in Afghanistan,

and we will, of course, get you up to speed because Joe Biden, the president of the United States, announced a short while ago that he will be speaking in the next hour.

I don't remember that ever happening.

But it did, and as we speak, they are filling up the teleprompter, typing out the index cards, and making the list of reporters who will be allowed to ask pre-selected

questions. 888-88-910 if you have a question. You know the deal on this show, but I will say it again

if you happen to be one of our fantastic new listeners on one of our fantastic new affiliates,

whether we're talking about WGVA up in Finger Lakes

or, of course, the legendary WAUB, also in the Finger Lakes. And of course, everybody listening

out in Smith, Nevada on KSVL. If you are new to the show, and I know those three new

affiliates are, okay, we have one very simple rule on the program. You can be a Republican.

You can be a Democrat. Just don't be a... That's it. Our country right now is facing a shortage of

cool people. We need that in our politics more than anything else. I am a conservative,

if you're listening to me for the first time, don't go yelling at me and saying I'm a rhino or I don't care.

The point is I am a talk show host, not a political activist.

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