In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.

Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Broadcasting from a Montana wilderness fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri.

This is Matt Christensen Live.

Out here in the fields, I fought for my meals. Gobble and Waddle, these are two of the largest turkeys ever presented to an American president over 50 pounds each.

In other words, they could be fat, but they're still maha.

I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke.

I was going to talk about Pritzker in size.

I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob.

I don't mention it.

Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob. I don't mention it.

I was going to call him Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them.

I would never pardon those two people.

I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me.

It's just a vile creature, the worst thing at one face of the earth. I doubt it. You are fake news. I don't think nothing's funny about it. Very fake news. I don't give a damn fuck. Go back to where you come from, okay? It's so great. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.

All right.

America, go to the YouTube right now.

Skagg free, whoever he is.

Dup tape all over the place?

It's a disgrace.

In five, four, three.

I can't do it.

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