Affording Therapy 101

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Give me an “M”...give me an “I”…you know where this is going. Father Cooper is back for another mini episode and with some advice you are sure to be ~thankful~ for ;) If you’ve ever listened to an episode of Call Her Daddy you know the drill – get into therapy ASAP. But, easier said than done, right? Well, grab your pen and notebook because Alex has done her research and is here to give you some answers on how to access affordable therapy. Let’s also discuss - can I date my brother’s best friend; do I prioritize family or the fuck? Has a significant other ever gifted you an iPhone? Well you lucky bastard, take it and run, because Big Al addresses when it is appropriate to buy someone an iPhone (spoiler alert…never – you’re being used). Last but not least, Father Cooper breaks down how to ask someone to get STD tested and when it is appropriate to hold blowjobs for ransom. If you’re horny and you know it clap your hands and go fucking listen – enjoy Daddies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up?
0:02.0	What is up, Daddy Gang?
0:04.0	It is your founding father, Alex Cooper.
0:07.0	With call her Daddy.
0:10.0	Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the weather is so delightful.
0:20.0	And since there's not, hi dads.
0:23.0	It's 85 degrees in California today and I'm so fucking hung over.
0:31.0	I went out last night. What day is it? I don't even fucking know it's Sunday by the time I'm releasing this I went out last night with my friend
0:39.7	Eileen who I had on the podcast and some of our friends, and I, by dinner, was three dirty martinis deep.
0:50.0	Things are going to go wrong. By the end of that night,
0:55.0	Eileen was streaking down the fucking streets of California.
1:01.0	That is a great night. And then we went to go in to get into this place and there was like a long line.
1:06.5	Eileen was like, I know, I forgot about this.
1:10.6	Eileen goes up to the guy and she's like I know someone that works here whatever and he's
1:13.7	like we're not letting anyone in right now and I lean dead-ass looks him in the eyes and was like
1:19.2	it's so disturbing because as your mouth was saying that I just realized you have the
1:28.2	smallest weener and the guy literally goes all all right, you're done.
1:32.5	So then I escort her off of the premises
1:35.3	and we will never be going to Chautomarmump again.
1:38.8	And then we just headed to a new fucking club, okay?
1:41.7	And clubs in LA, I will will say are so fucking stupid I got my
1:45.4	fucking ass out of there the minute we got there I was like I forgot how much I
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