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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Affion Crockett 2.0

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

AFFION CROCKETT is one of the most versatile entertainers around as an accomplished actor writer dancer rapper comedian music producer and director – his YouTube videos have become an internet sensation. Affion began his career as a dancer at age 10 winning breaking and popping contests with his older brother. Later on he honed his impression skills by imitating anyone from his mother’s West Indian dialect or his schoolteacher’s southern drawl to the Scarface’s choppy Cuban accent. Soon after Affion combined his dance and impressionist talents to develop his stand up act. After graduating from Fayetteville State University with a bachelor’s degree in business Affion set his sights on the entertainment industry.

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0:00.0

Brand new merch alert.

0:02.5

Man, we got a bunch of brand new, really cool stuff for you to purchase at tom and dan.com

0:08.4

slash merchandise.

0:09.8

Yep.

0:10.4

We've got a pre-order with the baseball logo, the Tom and Dan Mediocatar.

0:16.7

Yeah.

0:17.1

Baseball logo that the Danger Brain put together.

0:19.6

It's so good.

0:20.4

It's the O-Town Meteorca Tars, and you can get the first ever fully-fitted hat we've ever done. This is just like the hats that are handed to baseball players, and then, you know, they're like, here's your game day hat, fellas. It's a fully fitted, like, I'm a 7-and-a-quarter. What do you think your head size is? I have no idea, actually. I've always done snapback. So we have, there is a

0:39.4

snapback. Yeah, if you want a snapback, I'm getting both. Because I like a snapback for when it's hotter, like when I'm washing a car, doing something like that. But when I'm going out, but I still want to rock a hat, I like a fit in, I put a little bit, to put a little bit of a bend in it.

0:51.9

Kind of like big boy

0:52.8

from Outcast.

0:53.5

That's the way I like to ride my hats.

0:54.9

You could bend this hat.

0:56.4

Yeah.

0:56.5

It's not a flat rim.

0:57.4

No, you of like Big Boy from Outcast. That's the way I like to ride my hats.

0:54.9

You can bend this hat.

0:56.3

Yeah.

0:56.6

It's not a flat rim.

0:57.4

No, you could like...

0:58.4

It's like every other baseball hat.

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