Affion Crockett 2.0
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2022
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
AFFION CROCKETT is one of the most versatile entertainers around as an accomplished actor writer dancer rapper comedian music producer and director – his YouTube videos have become an internet sensation. Affion began his career as a dancer at age 10 winning breaking and popping contests with his older brother. Later on he honed his impression skills by imitating anyone from his mother’s West Indian dialect or his schoolteacher’s southern drawl to the Scarface’s choppy Cuban accent. Soon after Affion combined his dance and impressionist talents to develop his stand up act. After graduating from Fayetteville State University with a bachelor’s degree in business Affion set his sights on the entertainment industry.
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| 0:00.0 | Brand new merch alert man. We got a bunch of brand new really cool stuff for you to purchase at |
| 0:07.4 | Tomandand.com slash merchandise. Yep. We've got a pre-order with the baseball logo, the Tomandand |
| 0:15.7 | mediocre tar. Yeah baseball logo that the danger brain put together. It's so good. It's the |
| 0:20.5 | O-town mediocre tar and you can get the first ever fully fitted hat we've ever done. This is just |
| 0:26.3 | like the hats that are handed to baseball players and then you know they're like here's your game |
| 0:30.6 | day hat fellas. It's a fully fitted like I'm a seven and a quarter. What do you think your head size |
| 0:35.3 | is? I have no idea actually. I've always done snapbacks. So we have there is a snapback. Yeah if |
| 0:40.2 | you want to snap back I'm getting both because I like a snapback for when it's hotter like when I'm |
| 0:44.4 | washing a car doing something like that. But when I'm going out but I still want to rock a hat. I like |
| 0:48.6 | a fitted. I put a little bit to put a little bit of a bend in it kind of like big boy from outcast. |
| 0:53.3 | That's the way I like to ride my hats. You can bend this hat. Yeah it's about a flat rim. No you |
| 0:57.8 | can like I'm like every other baseball hat. I'm minor league baseball. I'm doing a bunch. I'm going to |
| 1:01.8 | do one where I'm going to do like Southern California. I'm going to flip it up. I'm going to run one |
| 1:05.0 | with a little bit. I'm going to run one flat. I'm going to run the snapback. Yeah there's only about |
| 1:09.9 | a week and a half left of this pre-order and we're not going to probably do this again. So if you |
| 1:14.3 | want this it's a great Christmas gift and Mitch like speaking of Christmas we've got our Tom and |
| 1:19.9 | Straw hats. We got Straw hats for kids. We've got the Pinec class cups. They're like pint classes |
| 1:27.0 | that are made of silicone. We've got those on the website. We've got some new BDM shirts. Did you |
| 1:31.6 | hit the Halloween shirt? We got a new pre-order, Pobone Halloween shirt. Yeah like you got to get |
| 1:35.9 | on that. See we've got so much cool stuff that's we're rolling out. We forget about the Halloween |
| 1:39.7 | shirt is our second Halloween shirt we've ever offered and you got about a week on that too. It's a |
| 1:43.9 | pre-order. And basically we got our stuff together and we're trying to like put a bunch of stuff out |
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