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It's the Harris Football Podcast with your host, Christopher Harris.

Welcome!

Hey, everybody, welcome in.

My name is Chris, and this is a podcast which I am told by scientists became a popular medium in the 2010s and then faded out in the 2030s.

I don't know. Hello there. Thank you so much for listening. How the heck are you? This is so cool. It's almost August. Every year, I forget how fun it is to reconnect with so many of you.

The snark emails are flowing.

If you want to say hi, if more importantly, you want to invite me to things.

Hey, Harris at Harrishopal.com, if you invite me to something, you know I'll be there, Lauren Shopke in Las Vegas.

Hey, Harris, you're invited to my monthly brunch with my mother-in-law who hates everything,

including every restaurant she herself picks and every food item she herself orders.

It's so fun to watch her complain to a waiter. If you could bring your

own butter knife to scrape tomato off her food, I would appreciate it. Matt Miles in Pennsylvania,

Hey Harris. Rather than invite you, I'm inviting myself to your yacht on September 31st, huh,

for the national premiere of the first ever Wednesday

night football with the game between the Bangkok Basura and the hashtag click disciplines.

I will also be bringing my beagle, who I'm sure you're totally fine with.

Indeed, I had beagles.

I will send a certificate for a free rabies vaccine and a bottle of possum water

vodka with zibiotics to keep the yacht possum's anxiety levels down with a dog on board.

You're the best. My plane arrives at 5.30 a.m. Pacific time at Bob Hope Airport. Actually,

got to say, that's good. Bob Hope Airport, much better to get to than LAX.

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