I'm confused after 40 years people still tell me that they have seen another spa

that's as good as a royal spa. I've given tours to engineering groups who see

our operation and ask how can anyone buy from others when Royal Small products are so much better?

The answer is that lots of people don't take the time to understand the unbelievable differences.

Come into any of our locations and make the salesperson prove this

superiority at the Royal Spa product.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

What? You made out with Stephen Tyler? I didn't say made out. I said kissed Stephen Tyler. Big difference.

First base, that's it. I kissed his cheek, it it was very smooth I could not get my hand

through his hair though a lot of aquinette going you instigate or did he instigate you

did it was you wasn't it I'm not going to give any more details than what I already

have now this was a media appearance is this what you did I'm not going to give you any more details than what I already have.

Now this was a media appearance.

Is this what you did?

Did you abuse your authority as a broadcaster

to fulfill whatever bizarre perverted fantasies

that you've been playing out in posters and record albums for years?

You know what's funny about that is, do you remember when he was a judge on American Idol?

Yes, that's right.

Those years, my daughter was young.

She was watching the program and she said who's that grandma I need to tell

her well you know he's a rock star and your mom actually kissed him once yeah yeah

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