ADVICE FOR WOMEN IN THEIR 2O'S PART 1 | Good For You #337
Good For You with Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings & Studio71
4.2 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey y'all. It's me. The fact that I am about to do an episode on giving people advice in their 20s when I still do not know how to start a podcast, it is shocking. |
| 0:09.3 | Action! Ah, see, you know what? I do believe that I am uniquely qualified to change your life with my episode because I know my weaknesses. And I have told Pat, Pat, I'm awkward. I do this for a living. |
| 0:25.3 | I'm great in front of an audience. That's what I'm trained to do. But I'm in a guest room in my house. |
| 0:30.7 | And when I'm not in front of an audience, I'm lost. When I'm not trying to make drunk strangers like me, people's who's approval, I mean, their own children |
| 0:39.1 | don't care what they think of them. And I want them to love me. And I know that for me to |
| 0:46.4 | turn on the show pony, I need an action. Okay, Pavlov's dog, Google it. You had an encounter |
| 0:53.0 | with a mentalist a long time ago. |
| 0:54.8 | Is that what it was? |
| 0:55.8 | And it hasn't worn off. |
| 0:56.3 | You were hypnotized. |
| 0:57.3 | I did use to hire this one mentalist for all my girlfriend's bachelor at parties. |
| 1:02.0 | And there's a couple things I still can't figure out. |
| 1:03.8 | Why you keep clucking every time you get out of that car? |
| 1:07.0 | He did a couple things that just like are pissing me off. |
| 1:14.0 | Those people piss me off. |
| 1:16.4 | It's a human to me, human version of a horror movie. |
| 1:19.5 | But also, like, let me make you feel dumb. |
| 1:22.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.8 | It's like, well, like, the psychic trick is always the one that's disgusting. |
| 1:26.0 | What's that? |
| 1:26.1 | You lost somebody and their name starts with M. |
| 1:30.3 | If you don't think my mom would, I mean, snap up out of her grave to talk to an alive psychic, to just make me feel bad. |
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