Advice for Mariah Carey

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

An exclusive catch up like only emma and matteo can do! Matteo notices Emma's pen (which doubles as a weapon) and they spiral into recent hookups, the different languages of love, relationships with their mothers, Emma accidentally attending OA, Matteo's recent hook up and an action plan for Mariah Carey to get it together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.
0:06.0	And we're back with another episode of Inside the Pod.
0:11.0	What is that pen with you?
0:14.0	Oh, I want to definitely.
0:14.8	I just said inside the podcast.
0:16.8	So it's one of those days.
0:18.0	Inside the closet.
0:19.2	You're a fan of this show.
0:21.3	Wait, what is that pen?
0:22.4	Oh, this is actually a great, this is a great, uh, it looks like, um, I don't even know, like a really
0:28.8	strong pen.
0:29.8	You're going to get a real kick out of this.
0:31.5	Is it like drugs?
0:32.4	No, but I also think that I'm about to be. you're going to get a real kick out of this. Is it like drugs?
0:32.5	No, but I also think that I'm about to be more
0:35.2	stereotypical than I ever thought I could be.
0:37.2	What is this?
0:37.9	Is that a lesbian Swiss Army knife?
0:39.6	Mateo, I went on like a shopping binge on Amazon because I'm not what I'm just I'm
0:46.3	justifying this pen this is the required that's a actual pen well it's more
0:50.6	than a pen it has so Is that from North Korea?
0:54.0	Isn't that with their testing in North Korea?
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