This is case closed one hour of mystery and crime every Wednesday at Relicradio.com.

Our first story comes from The Adventures of Sam Spade this week.

We'll hear the Vafio Cup Caper from August 22nd, 1948.

After that, it's Let George Do It, and Big Brother.

That story aired May 21st, 1951.

The Adventures of Sam Spade, Detective,

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Wow! who put good grooming first. Sam's a detective agency.

That is the correct answer.

You have just won $104 million,

six deep freeze units,

a staple of polo ponies with matching saddle soap,

a terry cloth robe with chocolate bars pre-melded into the pockets, and a full-size, real, honest,

to goodness, dreadnought, such as is used by Uncle Sam's Navy.

Oh, I'm sorry you'll have to call back. I'm expecting to be taking dictation for my employer

very shortly. Oh, I am. Sorry, your time is up.

And Edna St. Vincent Markowitz, who sent in the question,

gets bumped off in front of the studio audience, gathered in the Dredgewood room here in Columbia Square.

Next night, don't answer your phone, stupid.

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