Greetings adventurers, you have joined us for another

edition of the Drunks and Dragons podcast. I am your dungeon master Michael

Thrift in Erd Demaro and with me is Tim Laning. Hey everyone, great to be

here. Jennifer Cheek. Hey guys. And of course Nika Howard. Well thank you Michael,

it is so nice to be here with you. Thanks for having me. Um guys Mike Bachman is

still in time out. Yeah he's he tried to take the cake for a week now. He's doing

pretty good but I think he's dead dog. No go poke him. He's sleeping. You just

threw chilies at him. Like it's spicy. It good. It's spicy. It good. He's like a

Neopat and I guess that I didn't feed him and now he said I'll just start

over again. No you can't. It boggling is dead. He's a Tomagachi. Yeah we can't press reset.

Did I tell you guys about the time that my mom I had a baby one of those and we couldn't

bring to school because of legal and so my mom took it with her and I wanted to take care of it

but she accidentally hit the discipline button too many times and it killed it. She beat my

Tomagachi baby to death. She felt so bad about it. Oh my god. Mom I don't forgive you.

I wanted to force it. I didn't know you have a family of murderers. I draw out my

tamagatchi in the turlite. I got them out though with my hand. It was the machine was

broken for a couple days. There were shits in business. Oh really? Oh my god. I'm

gonna try to just pee on it but I just sucked it off. No wait. I just cleaned up for that.

Can you drop your iPhone and college also in the pee pee? No I didn't have an iPhone dumb dumb.

I dropped my my my my my my Sprite Katana. That's right. I don't know. This is better.

You guys. Good. I don't like you. Better than you sound like my dad.

No. This is the airing of the grievances towards our parents cast. My dad beat my

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