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Warning, the following podcast may contain torrid lightning storm hookups,

rowdy carnival brawls between drunk 13-year-olds and unwise drug and cheese cocktails.

And if you can't tell, none of this is stuff Scott Mike or Jason did.

John Gabris leads us on a good time in Long Island's Adventureland on podcast The Rise.

I know. Welcome to Podcast The Ride, a podcast hosted by three real confident guys, not dorks at all.

Guys play along so our guest doesn't figure it out. I'm Scott Gerdner, joined by Mike Carlson. Hi. Hey, I am confident. Sounds like it, yeah. Yeah, my voice is very deep. That's right, always. That's not because I have a canker sore, like, way back in my throat today, which is true. It's because of my toughness. It's not because I have a canker sore like way back in my throat today, which is true.

It's because of my toughness.

It's not because of the stress I put on myself on a day-to-day basis that gives me sores in my mouth.

That's not why.

It's because I'm so fucking tough.

And I cursed.

So, yeah.

That's right.

That was very tough.

Jason Sheridan and fits into this archetype as well I'm so confident

so my ailment currently is that

I have some sort of inflammation

on my left index figure so I am on

multiple antibiotics

wait whoa whoa multiple

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