Adventure Week: HYST3RIA 51: RETURN OF THE WRATH OF THE INFINITE END GAME | 392
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Third times the charm! Evil Goforth... Lisa.... Rgular CBot (still evil). I;s all here, so buckle up!
Original Description
Remember that time we stormed Area 51 and Conspiracy Bot somehow got us involved in a Reptilian scheme to take over the world? Or that time we went to the Hollow Earth and stole a bunch of crap while also ending up in a ZORK world? Well, all good stories come to an end and that end is this week. Just who is pulling the strings? Will we sell that crap we stole? Why is British announcer guy so British??? All that and the return of Goforth (and Pecker) this week in Adventure 3!
Written by
Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)
In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand Productions
Produced by
Michael Paul Gonzalez
Starring:
Brent Hand – Himself
John Goforth – Himself
Lisa Hand - Herself
Joe Peck - Himself
Conspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, Himself
Kyle – Annoyingly Himself
Aleksandra Bieńkowska – Decker
Tim Longhurst – British Announcer Guy
David Flora - Various legally-distinct and permissible under parody laws space-themed pop culture characters who shall not be named
Cebastian Tekin - Imperial Space Soldier
Kevin Crispin - Himself
Dr. Sarah Penn - Child Voices
Michael Paul Gonzalez - Himself
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Brent, this is it. We can sit down at all this loot we snagged from the |
| 0:05.6 | Hollow Earth for months now. It's time to do something with it. I have a plan. |
| 0:10.0 | You've been saying that for months. The plan is use it or sell it on eBay. |
| 0:15.0 | Sell John. Well first John, glad to have you back. Second, back me up here. |
| 0:22.0 | We can't let the real world get in the way of story continuity. |
| 0:25.0 | Anyway, I agree, man, we can make a ton of money with this stuff on the convention circuit. |
| 0:30.0 | Kind of weird that we've had all of this stuff for months and barely mentioned it on the show. |
| 0:34.5 | For your own protection. |
| 0:36.0 | I don't need protection. |
| 0:37.9 | I am protection. |
| 0:40.5 | What does that even mean? |
| 0:41.7 | We have enough hardware here to easily take over the world, |
| 0:44.6 | and you meet sacks are only worried about conventions and money and strippers and drugs and strippers and booze. |
| 0:49.6 | Wait, wait, wait, we didn't say any of that stuff. |
| 0:52.6 | Think bigger. |
| 0:53.8 | We could have conventions and all of the drugs and strippers |
| 0:56.3 | John was just talking about, and also Bopoos. |
| 0:59.8 | If this stuff is dangerous, we should turn it over to the government before they come here looking for it. |
| 1:04.4 | Sure, sure that's a good idea. That's a terrible idea. Don't listen to her, John. |
| 1:10.0 | The government, do you even listen to the show? |
| 1:12.6 | Honest answer? |
| 1:13.8 | Well, I'm thirsty from moving all of these boxes around. |
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