Adventure Book Theatre: The Vampire Express (w/ Jasper William Cartwright)
Not Another D&D Podcast
Headgum
4.9 • 10.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Greetings, scholars! With semi-frequent guest Jake Hurwitz on paternity leave, the Book Buds recruit Jasper William Cartwright (3 Black Halflings, Games & Feelings) for a trip to Transylvania aboard the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Express! Turn the page and delight as the Lore Lords encounter horny kings, talking boxes and the sickest painting you've ever seen in your life. All Aboard!
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