Hello and welcome to the Health High Sex to my boss, Advent Calendar. Normally this is

a podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, but this December,

every day up until the big one will you and I will be your Christmas selves, helping

you have a proper Christmas. We might not agree on every Christmas tradition, but there

will be plenty of advice and festive fun along the way. I'm Jordan North and we've

made Is the UK's leading etiquette expert William Hanson. Yes, I'm more short-crust pastry

whereas Jordan's more short half-cut and pasty. I was very happy this time of year and

very half-cut and pasty. Yes, I mean a pot-cattle pasty, but you know, I felt that I should

do that. How funny. What we got on today's episode is tell everybody how they can get

in touch. Yes, well, we're going to discuss Mint's

pies, but before that, if you have anything that you want to tell us to share with us this

Christmas, help at sexadmyboss.com or Instagram at sexadmyboss. And we all, of course we love

it if you could tell a friend about the help I sexadmyboss Advent Calendar. The more people

we can help to have proper Christmas, quite frankly, the better. Before we do talk about

Mint's pies, Jordan, get your crack around. It's time to start the episode with a Christmas

cracker joke. Jordan's little cracker. Are you going to win this thing? I seem to have

pulled it a bit hard. Oh, you won again? Oh, didn't snap. I didn't snap. Oh, shit. Oh,

did that hit you? I'm fine. I've got my hand. Oh, I've got a little bit of new swear. Okay,

last time we pulled the cracker, we might have set the alarm off. What's the toy? I set a,

what's that? A mystery calculator. It looks like a drug deal. I think someone

gives a mystery calculator. Who wants a mystery calculator? What a shite Christmas cracker.

I don't know what that is. Okay, the joke. Oh, oh, oh. What's the difference between the Christmas

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