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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Adults Who Eat Baby Food (with special guest Mike Carano)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2015

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Greg was sick for this episode and afraid to spread germs to the newest member of the Thursday gang plus the people who care for her so he sat this one out but sent a very special recorded message which was only rivaled in beauty by length. Sitting in for Greg was someone who is vaguely similar, recent Monday show guest Mike Carano. I say vaguely similar because like Greg, Mike also wonders if Jenna, #AL and Mormons in general judge him. On this episode we also talked about being "natural" parents, whether Mike is a good judge of character because he realizes he's a bad judge of character, a couple stories from Daniel and my recent visit with Daniel's mom, bawling through Frozen and other movies and musicals, the stress but also the liberation of self check out, being shamed by bank and fast food employees, adults who eat or have eaten baby food (GUILTY! BUT ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN), the current ordeal I'm experiencing thanks to spinach, suspecting you'll be irritated by Flea and the Jackass guys and so much more. We also did a round #SNACKCHAT and a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, live from Donnie Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Alison Rosen

0:06.9

is your new best friend, show tonight.

0:09.4

Alison, welcome to her guest.

0:11.2

She's a comedian who just killed at a recent gig at Kaiser Permanente, where she performed

0:15.9

her signature bit.

0:17.2

Here are my nipples, now watch her outside poop on a table.

0:19.8

It's Jenna Cam Jones.

0:22.5

He's a new father who's spending his paternity leave updating his Instagram with pictures

0:26.4

of his pride and joy.

0:28.0

A new toaster oven in a sandwich.

0:29.9

It's Alan Moss.

0:32.1

And he's a photographer who likes to stay at the Madonna Inn.

0:34.9

His favorite theme room is the help my brain is a prison from which I cannot escape room.

0:39.7

It's the one with the flamingos.

0:41.2

It's Mike Carano.

0:42.8

Chef Jeff is here to slather his sweet sauce all over your ribs.

0:46.3

I'm a husband Daniel and she's my rock.

0:48.2

I tell you my rock that's slowly dragging me to the bottom of the ocean, saying hop

0:52.8

on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Alison Rosen.

0:57.9

Hello, my little factory direct Kit Katz.

1:24.0

It's me Alison.

1:25.0

Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.

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